Interstellar House of Pancakes

by Evan Burnette

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1.	Gerunds for Erin 03:06	lyrics	buy track
Do you like running? Do you like funning? Do you like hiking? Do you like biking? Do you like skiing? Do you like reading? Do you like playing? Do you like waiting in line for roller coaster riding? Do you like knowing That I think you’re exciting And that I think that your foxy And that you have a lot of moxie? ... moxie Do you like cow tipping? Do you like skinny dipping? Do you like wishing That we could do something? For example: we could get a coffee And grab a gluten free toffee Then go hang gliding I’ll hold your hand while scuba diving I hope you like high-fiving Do you like knowing That I think you’re exciting? I think we could be having Fun even just talking Kore (wa) bubun [ni wa] nihongo -desu (this part is in japanese) Watashi(wa) sukoshi nihongo hanashi -masu (I speak little japanese) Ishyo ni Karaoke ikimasuka (Will you karaoke with me?) Do you like climbing? Do you like cooking? Do you like being So good looking? Do you like crumping? Do you like base jumping? Do you like golfing? Do you like ROLFing? ... I mean ROFLing Anata to watashi (you and me) Anata wa totemo kakoii. (you are so cool) Anata ga omoshiroidesu (you are interesting) yeah
2.	Intro 02:13	lyrics	buy track
Ooh Aah Ooh Ahh Ooh Ahh Ooh (8X)
3.	I LIVE ON THE EDGE (of acceptable song length) 01:27	lyrics	buy track
I update my computer during thunderstorms I live on the edge! I live on the edge! I drive my car and I talk on the phone I live on the edge! I live on the edge! I get packages delivered when I’m not at home I shave without applying water and foam I shave with an edge! A razor blade edge! I pay all my bills with only minutes to spare yeah, uh huh The change in my car could only cover one fare One toll booth fare! One turnpike fare! The mace in my gear is only enough for one bear If you’re hanging with me then you better beware I live on the edge! I live on the edge! I only save 20% of the money I make I’ll live on the edge if I live past 88 I use cancer causing candles on my birthday cakes I eat medium-rare corn fed bovine steaks I grill on the edge! I grill on the edge! I stay up past my bedtime on Friday evenings Lethargy edge! Insomnia edge! I’m only capable of sharing some of my feelings Emotional edge! Psychiatric edge! I update my computer during thunderstorms I’m driving my car while I talk on the phone I’m driving my car out on the edge! Yeah Yeah Yeah Yeah Yeah Yeah Yeah Yeah Yeah Yeah Yeah Yeah Yeah!
4.	Ninja and Unicorn 00:44	info	buy track
5.	Testosterone Baby Shower 03:07	lyrics	buy track
Testosterone baby shower Testosterone baby power Baby’s enemies will run and cower Testosterone baby shower He’s been a badass baby from the day he was conceived He can wrestle bigger snakes than baby hercules One day he’s gonna grow up and be a badass kid the bullies at the school will never mess with him He’ll mess with them, they’ll wanna be like him cuz He had a Testosterone baby shower Testosterone baby power Baby’s enemies will run and cower Testosterone baby shower He’s building cars, drinking in bars, drinking beer, growing a beard He’s out in the world, kickin’ asses, fighting crime and growing baby mustaches He’s half Hungarian, half barbarian, he’s a totalitarian and he’s not a vegetarian Testosterone baby shower Testosterone baby power Baby’s enemies will run and cower Testosterone baby shower Testosterone baby shower Testosterone baby power Baby’s enemies will run and cower Testosterone baby shower
6.	There Were No Bowls 02:26	lyrics	buy track
With my luck being this way I knew that it would happen one day When I needed one it wouldn't be there And I would feel alone and hungry and scared There were no bowls, there were no bowls So I couldn't eat my cereals There were no bowls, there were no bowls So I couldn't eat my cereals I was desperate so a plate I tried But it wouldn't hold the milk inside And in a mug I can't use my spoon So I really don't know what to do Attempted to use origami Ended up getting soggy Went next door to borrow a bowl But none of my neighbors were home Ohh! There were no bowls, there were no bowls So I couldn't eat my cereals There were no bowls, there were no bowls So I couldn't eat my cereals Tried to make a bowl out of wood But it didn't turn out very good Finally I went to the bowl store Now I don't want... cereal no more! Ooooh.

credits

released December 10, 2012

Thanks to everyone who inspired these songs: Amanda, Nicki, Erin, Hunger, Phineas and Ferb, and Tim Ferriss.

Thanks for people who listened to the songs and gave me constructive feedback: Matt, Whitney, Steve, Eric, My Parents, Jim, Aaron, and Brian.

I want to thank Jim Kennedy for the graphic design, although I had to recreate it thanks to not being able to identify rights holders!

Thanks to Elisabeth Moore for the photo for "Testosterone Baby Shower."

Thanks for your sharing your lovely pancakes with the universe! www.flickr.com/photos/aimeeplesa/5620572387/

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Evan Burnette Seattle, Washington

Have you ever noticed how in the bio bands usually copy something from a website or a newspaper that some other person has written? And isn't that totally lame way to do it? Third person is a terrible way to write about yourself according to Evan Burnette. He'd rather write his songs in first person, that's what makes it so easy to connect with him as a human entity. -Leo Nardin, Soup Magazine ... more