Testosterone Baby Shower

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Testosterone baby shower
Testosterone baby power
Baby’s enemies will run and cower
Testosterone baby shower

He’s been a badass baby from the day he was conceived
He can wrestle bigger snakes than baby hercules
One day he’s gonna grow up and be a badass kid
the bullies at the school will never mess with him
He’ll mess with them, they’ll wanna be like him cuz
He had a

Testosterone baby shower
Testosterone baby power
Baby’s enemies will run and cower
Testosterone baby shower

He’s building cars, drinking in bars, drinking beer, growing a beard
He’s out in the world, kickin’ asses, fighting crime and growing baby mustaches
He’s half Hungarian, half barbarian, he’s a totalitarian and he’s not a vegetarian

Testosterone baby shower
Testosterone baby power
Baby’s enemies will run and cower
Testosterone baby shower

Testosterone baby shower
Testosterone baby power
Baby’s enemies will run and cower
Testosterone baby shower

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from Interstellar House of Pancakes, released December 10, 2012
Thanks to Amanda for inviting me to my first baby shower.

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Evan Burnette Seattle, Washington

Have you ever noticed how in the bio bands usually copy something from a website or a newspaper that some other person has written? And isn't that totally lame way to do it? Third person is a terrible way to write about yourself according to Evan Burnette. He'd rather write his songs in first person, that's what makes it so easy to connect with him as a human entity. -Leo Nardin, Soup Magazine ... more

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